Two Eagles Marcus

Two Eagles Marcus is a professional photographer who only takes photographs of scantily clad women in bars. His sheer presence turns straight-laced sororiety girls and waitstaff alike into lacivious Jezebels, hungry for Jager and flesh.

Two Eagles is noted for his proclivity to wear monochrome T-shirts and suitjackets as well as his six foot high mohawk. He is always carrying his camera. He is most commonly seen trolling areas highly populated by college-age suburbanites, such as The Crush, Eve, Margarita Grill, Taps, Moxie and The Intersection. Whenever a lingerie party happens, you can be certain that Two Eagles will be there.

All of his photos are displayed on his website, [1] which is currently the number one way for mothers of Ada women to find out their daughters are alcoholics and lesians.